To Affordable Bras

Dear Affordable Bras, I hate you guys. You suck. You give so much false hope. You make like you fit right, but the second we're out of the store you're just a horrible jackass, and you don't fit, and you hurt, and you chafe. Or if you do fir nicely- it's for a fortnight at best, then you break, in a catastrophic and public fashion. You are supposed to be a reasonable alternative to the crazy fancy expensive stuff at Victoria's Secret- but you know what? You are not. You are unreasonable. And my two fancy bras from VS? They scoff at you in your inferiority. They also scoff at me - because they know damn well I can't afford to go out and get a bunch more of them to replace the shitty awful bras that don't do diddily shit for my chest. Get it together, Kate (sports bra, no sports)