Saturday, August 18, 2012

To a dinosaur

Dear T Rex Trying, I respect you T Rex, for all the things you are still trying to accomplish. Don't give up - it's not easy, it'll never be easy. You're a hero though. Respectfully, Kate (Baby Rex)

Thursday, August 16, 2012

To Affordable Bras

Dear Affordable Bras, I hate you guys. You suck. You give so much false hope. You make like you fit right, but the second we're out of the store you're just a horrible jackass, and you don't fit, and you hurt, and you chafe. Or if you do fir nicely- it's for a fortnight at best, then you break, in a catastrophic and public fashion. You are supposed to be a reasonable alternative to the crazy fancy expensive stuff at Victoria's Secret- but you know what? You are not. You are unreasonable. And my two fancy bras from VS? They scoff at you in your inferiority. They also scoff at me - because they know damn well I can't afford to go out and get a bunch more of them to replace the shitty awful bras that don't do diddily shit for my chest. Get it together, Kate (sports bra, no sports)

To The Abyss I left Here

Dear Letters To The Abyss Blog, I'm so sorry I forgot about you. This was an excellent and brilliant writing exercise for me, and I let it fall by the wayside, and I am so sorry for that. To all the letters I didn't write, and to myself for not exercising my intellect in a way that I should have been. The good thing is that I rediscovered the '30 Day Letter Project' that had inspired this project to begin with- and I'm again inspired to write. Moreover, I have so much inside of me to get out- and I need the Abyss to release all of it into. With Love, Kate (honey, I'm home)